THREE-WORD STORY

stoic nipple and

( yeah it's the return of the stoic nipple time!!!)

(I thought it was time to gather up our story again!)

"Once upon a time there was a giant nipple who ran away to join a nipple host club. The best nipple decided that he would be king. The stoic nipple never really spoke but that was unnecessary, because he had a lovely hair, which he liked to style in a pompadour. The pompadour was bigger than a pineapple, but everyone thought it was a type of tumor that had eaten all the brain cells, thus they would yell at the top of their lungs about how they really needed to cut it off. The nipple, however, could never be the king if nobody would ever pay attention to him. So he decided to get a new set of aviator goggles to wear on the top of his head. He didn't actually have a head to put the glasses on, so he wore them on his great pompadour. Despite the lack of a head, he can totally pull off the sexy and suave look of a pompadour and goggles. The nipple went to a party with his new jade pin attached to his pompadour. When he went down the slide, he suddenly arrived in wonderland. He decided to call the cheshire cat twins to help him find a suitable amount of hair gel to keep his pompadour neat and very nipple-like. But the gel was very annoying because it kept looking like an oil slick. So he grabbed a magic comb and began to furiously attempt to magic away the annoying oil slick, but it was just too much for him to control with his stupid magic comb, and so the nipple called his agent for help. He was known for being the most annoying agent in the world but then again he was also one hell of a secret ninja. His name was Bun-bun. So the annoying agent gave him a glittering satchel with rhinestones embedded into designer glasses and suddenly transformed into a hot bum whose powers included wooing the ladies and carting away piles of stolen nudey pictures of Yusuke and Daito."

"The nipple took some nudey pictures and sent them to the Nipplechatters who then decided to spread them around the internet where the other nipplechatters could gaze and feud over who was hotter. The nipple suddenly ran out of money so he went to rob from Bun-Bun, who was at the top of the nudity pile along with the other nudity nipple-agents. The nipple stole the most precious, priceless vase, but he was clumsy and dropped it. He now owed a four year old even more money than before. So he then went to steal a nipple-ring with keys to the love dungeon where nipple slave master use their whips to control their nipply sex slaves. The nipple tried to corrupt the minds of the masters of those nippleslaves, but it instead succeeded in twincest nippleslave love-triangles which wasn't bad because of the awesomeness that came out of it. The nippleslaves were subjected to a rigourous vaccination program which consisted of four injections per nipple and also a love injection from the very depths of the nipple's buttocks. The stoic nipple and"

his best friend

decided to make

heroic rescue attempts

by sneaking through

the local zoo

and saving the

lions from the

mighty elephants that

fought with hippos

and sparred against

all the emus

while drinking tea

(this a srsly f*vked up story)

and eating muffins.

(I wonder what the ending of this f*cked up story would be?)

In order to

save the world!

It was great.

they all danced!

And so the

animals had decided

that they would

to ouran highschool!

When they got