THREE-WORD STORY

His name was

Bun-bun. So

the annoying agent

gave him a

glittering satchel with

rhinestones embedded into

designer glasses and

suddenly transformed into

a hot bum

whose powers included

wooing the ladies

and carting away

piles of stolen

nudey pictures of

Yusuke and Daito.

The nipple took

some nudey pictures

and sent them

so I compiled what we've got to this point

"Once upon a time there was a giant nipple who ran away to join a nipple host club. The best nipple decided that he would be king. The stoic nipple never really spoke but that was unnecessary, because he had a lovely hair, which he liked to style in a pompadour. The pompadour was bigger than a pineapple, but everyone thought it was a type of tumor that had eaten all the brain cells, thus they would yell at the top of their lungs about how they really needed to cut it off. The nipple, however, could never be the king if nobody would ever pay attention to him. So he decided to get a new set of aviator goggles to wear on the top of his head. He didn't actually have a head to put the glasses on, so he wore them on his great pompadour. Despite the lack of a head, he can totally pull off the sexy and suave look of a pompadour and goggles. The nipple went to a party with his new jade pin attached to his pompadour. When he went down the slide, he suddenly arrived in wonderland. He decided to call the cheshire cat twins to help him find a suitable amount of hair gel to keep his pompadour neat and very nipple-like. But the gel was very annoying because it kept looking like an oil slick. So he grabbed a magic comb and began to furiously attempt to magic away the annoying oil slick, but it was just too much for him to control with his stupid magic comb, and so the nipple called his agent for help. He was known for being the most annoying agent in the world but then again he was also one hell of a secret ninja. His name was Bun-bun. So the annoying agent gave him a glittering satchel with rhinestones embedded into designer glasses and suddenly transformed into a hot bum whose powers included wooing the ladies and carting away piles of stolen nudey pictures of Yusuke and Daito. The nipple took some nudey pictures and sent them"

WHICH I WILL NOW CONTINUE WITH

to the Nipplechatters

who then decided

(PS: That is the most epic thing I've ever read.)

to spread them

around the internet

((Cinnamonipples -- thank you for compiling our story! It is, in fact, the best thing I've ever read >D))

where the other

nipplechatters could gaze

and feud over