The Omegle Game!

I was inspired for this by the conversations from the Ouran anime tumblr. I thought, why not take a step further and roleplay as an Ouran character?

If you're not familiar with Omegle, it's basically a site where you can talk to random strangers anonymously. Be warned though, there are a lot of perverts there.

Here's what I got:

Stranger: hey

You: I NEED URGENT ADVICE FROM YOU, STRANGER FROM INTERNET!

Stranger: alright

Stranger: shoot

You: two of our friends are in a fight right now

Stranger: asl first so i could get a perspective

You: and they're both twins

You: HOW DO YOU GET A PAIR OF TWINS TO STOP FIGHTING

Stranger: how old?

You: they're 16

You: and guys

Stranger: wht they fightin about?

You: honestly I don't even know

You: one of our club members

You: just said that one of them was more mean than the other

Stranger: jus a normal sibling fighting

You: and then they started arguing

You: the thing is, they've never fought before

Stranger: like actually fist fighting?

You: no, they were throwing food at each other in the cafeteria

You: and hit ME with one of their lunches

You: STUPID TWINS

Stranger: say they're retarded

Stranger: insult them it'll get their mind off

You: I yell at them everyday, they're used to it!

You: anyway, now the whole club is a mess because of them

You: and also yesterday

You: because they fought they didn't want to look like each other anymore

You: so one of them dyed their hair pink

You: and the other dyed his hair blue

Stranger: say they're gay holy shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just thought this was amusing because if he hadn't disconnected, I would have replied, "BUT THEY ARE GAY! FOR EACH OTHER!"

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: This will not do...
Stranger: m/f
You: YOUR CHARACTER IS TOO TEPID!
Stranger: no
You: Too ordinary
You: You need another side
You: A darker side
You: I know...
Stranger: no
You: YOU WILL BE THE LONELY PRINCE
Stranger: ya
You: Your character is popular, has many fans...but in reality you are lonely, wanting for more deep meaningful relationships...
Stranger: iam a computer engg.
You: NO!
You: That's too lukewarm!
Stranger: u r cruel man
You: A prince shouldn't sprinkle his love so easily!! It makes girls' hearts tremble if you smile with sorrow.
Stranger: i like girl so sweet
You: Useless! Too ordinary!!
You: Do a lonely pose!
Stranger: why???//
You: Point higher, as if you're reaching out from your loneliness
Stranger: go
You: Looks like you've managed to take a step into a new world.
You: And it's all thanks to me!
You: I COULD EAT THREE BOWLS OF RICE

These Omegle People, aren't willing to change their character for Renge...

you are so right this is fun!! I just asked a stranger if he got keys to a love dungeon and had an ipad ... he instantly disconnected

Hahaha. I went on there once and I did this:

You: DRAKE?!
Stranger: JOSH?!
You: "HUG ME BROTHA!"
Stranger: "BROTHA!"

It was the best day of my life.

I believe you stuff like that... MAKE ME FEEL FAMOUS!!!

I like going on there with a friend and trying to find them. You meet interesting people along the way.

Otaku-Nipples wrote:

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: This will not do...
Stranger: m/f
You: YOUR CHARACTER IS TOO TEPID!
Stranger: no
You: Too ordinary
You: You need another side
You: A darker side
You: I know...
Stranger: no
You: YOU WILL BE THE LONELY PRINCE
Stranger: ya
You: Your character is popular, has many fans...but in reality you are lonely, wanting for more deep meaningful relationships...
Stranger: iam a computer engg.
You: NO!
You: That's too lukewarm!
Stranger: u r cruel man
You: A prince shouldn't sprinkle his love so easily!! It makes girls' hearts tremble if you smile with sorrow.
Stranger: i like girl so sweet
You: Useless! Too ordinary!!
You: Do a lonely pose!
Stranger: why???//
You: Point higher, as if you're reaching out from your loneliness
Stranger: go
You: Looks like you've managed to take a step into a new world.
You: And it's all thanks to me!
You: I COULD EAT THREE BOWLS OF RICE

These Omegle People, aren't willing to change their character for Renge...

LOL this will be epic if the stranger one cooperates like tamaki

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: labas ;]]

You: The fetch?

Stranger: What? ;D

You: yeah.

You: What?

Stranger: Ok, hi ;D

You: This thing is weird... commoners have the craziest ways of wasting time :/

You: Hi

Stranger: 18, male, you?

You: sixteen, male

You: Right.

You: Srs bsns tiem

You: Have you seen my twin?

Stranger: No

You: Goes by the name of Kaoru...

You: Ginger hair?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I also had someone talking about ponies and enchantresses. They seemed cool but they disconnected when I implied their commoner-hood. 8D

I hate chatrooms, but I wanted to do this at least once. So this is how it went:

Stranger: hiya!
You: welcome poor man- to my world of beauty!
Stranger: umm...ok...
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm swell as always! I have my handsome looks...
Stranger: so ur a guy?
You: My charming personality...
You: My homo side characters...
Stranger: homo??
You: My cute Haru-.....:'(
Stranger: wats wrong??
You: My adorable daughter may become a wife of a yakuza!!!D':
Stranger: wats a yakuza??
You: And when I tried to stop them, he says that I have no right to interfere cause I'm not her father!
Stranger: dats rude...
You: But if I'm not my sweet Haruhi's daddy, then why do I feel this way?
Stranger: wat way??
You: Why else do I feel my heart melting for her?
You: Why do I get irritated when I see other guys around her?
You: Why do I want to kiss her?
Stranger: kiss...wait, isn't she ur daughter?!
You: But if I'm not her daddy, then why do I feel this way?
You: It's not normal for a daddy to want to marry his daughter...is it?
You: Um....hello?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha...I don't plan on going on chatrooms again, but I have to admit- this was fun. I feel sorry for my stranger- I guess not everyone tolerates Tamaki's 'parental' love.

MangaMistrezz wrote:
Stranger: kiss...wait, isn't she ur daughter?!

Omg, that stranger probably thought you were a pedophile. Which, in Tamaki's case, is technically true.

Hahahaha, this is so good! If I could speak English fluently, I would probably try this, too xD'

You: this thing is weird
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: but its addicting.
You: It is?
Stranger: highly.
You: commoners have the craziest ways of wasting time :/
Stranger: we do.
You: Do you really don't have time to grind your coffee beans?
Stranger: i don't drink coffee.
You: But does things like that exist?
Stranger: coffee makers?
Stranger: yes.
You: I mean, how does people drink coffee when its not from the beans?
You: The knowledge of the commoners sure is awesome
Stranger: uhm. we buy them grounded already.
Stranger: then.. idk what happens.
You: You buy them grounded? Then you boil it?
Stranger: i dont deal with coffee.
You: Oh, Sorry about that.
Stranger: no worries.
You: Cakes?
You:
Stranger: what about them?
You: Well, I love them, absolutely! Neh neh!
Stranger: ahh. yes, cake is fine.
You: I purchase pastries from different countries,
You: and I love them all.
You: And.. and... Oh!
You: anyways, what are you doing commoner-chan?
You: commoner-chan.. are you lost??
Stranger: hanging out with the mules. picking corn.
You: Corn?? Nehh, commoner-chan, you pick corns? that's awesome
You: I'd like to see how corns are pick, neh?
Stranger: oh anime.
Stranger: okkay, stranger-chan, im going to disconnect now.


THIS IS WEIRD

Omegle is a place with a bunch of weirdoes. This forum is a place full of crazy fangirls. The difference between weirdoes and fangirls is that weirdoes are slightly saner. Haha...sorry. I just felt like saying that. Also, I'm a little mad at Omegle cause I can't get into a conversation with anyone- it's like they're avoiding me!

Bottom line: Fangirls are WWWAAYYYYY better than weirdoes.