If you're not familiar with Omegle, it's basically a site where you can talk to random strangers anonymously. Be warned though, there are a lot of perverts there.
Here's what I got:
You: I NEED URGENT ADVICE FROM YOU, STRANGER FROM INTERNET!
You: two of our friends are in a fight right now
Stranger: asl first so i could get a perspective
You: and they're both twins
You: HOW DO YOU GET A PAIR OF TWINS TO STOP FIGHTING
Stranger: how old?
You: they're 16
You: and guys
Stranger: wht they fightin about?
You: honestly I don't even know
You: one of our club members
You: just said that one of them was more mean than the other
Stranger: jus a normal sibling fighting
You: and then they started arguing
You: the thing is, they've never fought before
Stranger: like actually fist fighting?
You: no, they were throwing food at each other in the cafeteria
You: and hit ME with one of their lunches
You: STUPID TWINS
Stranger: say they're retarded
Stranger: insult them it'll get their mind off
You: I yell at them everyday, they're used to it!
You: anyway, now the whole club is a mess because of them
You: and also yesterday
You: because they fought they didn't want to look like each other anymore
You: so one of them dyed their hair pink
You: and the other dyed his hair blue
Stranger: say they're gay holy shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just thought this was amusing because if he hadn't disconnected, I would have replied, "BUT THEY ARE GAY! FOR EACH OTHER!"